MeeMaw: I'm going to get a knee replacement.
MeeMaw Niece: Oh don't bother. They only last 10 years.
...
Aunt Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Emma: We're running a pool to see which lasts longer, the MeeMaw or the knee?
Aunt Emma: 10$ minimum. With side bets for her replacement hip.
Emma: I'll take 20$ on the MeeMaw.